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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 11:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Still no good.

Alabama reports its first 2025 case of this dangerous virus - AL.com

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Tether overtakes Tron, DEXs with $432M in revenue – How and what next? - AMBCrypto

Then came..

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Race and genetics do not line up well, new study confirms - Live Science

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Lululemon Stock Plummets 22% in Late Trading on Cut Guidance. Tariffs Are to Blame. - Barron's

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

2000 times the volume of Earth! These scientists made a discovery, this planet in our solar system was twice as large 4.5 billion years ago. - Farmingdale Observer

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

What does it mean when someone tells you they love you and want you in their life, but doesn't want to commit?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The One Food Registered Dietitians Say Isn’t as Healthy as Most People Think - Yahoo

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.